Suave has this theory that once we humans get our shit together—meaning we use only renewable energy and we wipe out religion, bombing, and disease—the aliens will finally invite us to join the Intergalactic Community; the party will be spectacular.  He is a heavy tipper, though not a fan of breakfasts (especially in large groups) or condiments, and he harbors an insatiable appetite for red sauce.  When Jerry Garcia died, he and some other longhairs founded The South Catherine Street Jug Band, known for their patriotic school bus and dance-worthy jams like “Nice Set of Jugs.”  If you try to talk to him about dog psychology or what his songs mean, he’ll cross his eyes at you until you walk away.   

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